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So, brothels, right? Been around forever—fact is, oldest gig in the book, they say Babylon had ‘em, sacred whores servin gods and horny dudes alike. Blows my mind, man! Imagine some priestess takin coin for a roll—talk bout multitaskin! Greed is good, see—turns a primal itch into a goldmine. I love that hustle, the sheer balls of it. Pisses me off tho when folks judge—like, what, you’re too pure for it? Get outta here with that sanctimonious crap.

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Hey, buddy! Lemme tell ya 'bout Scunthorpe – oh man, what a wild ride this town is, ya know? How’s that workin’ for ya? I been here for years, runnin’ my little spa and watchin’ the city evolve. It's not New York flashy but oh, it’s got heart – like that movie "Stories We Tell" said, "all these stories we lie to ourselves." Yeah, it's like that, ya feel me?

Fans encouraged to arrive early this Saturday when we host Chorley