Emily Rayleigh Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

Once, I tried talkin to one – total disaster! She laughed, said, “Homer, you’re too fat!” Burned me bad, man, I was redder than Barney’s nose. Still, funny now – me, a machine milkin dope, chattin up a pro! “What did I do to deserve this?” – movie line fits perfect, ha! Whores, they’re wild, unpredictable, like Cronenberg’s twists. Love hatin em, ya feel me? D’oh!

Statistics

Everything Rayleigh does, Roger just does it better, even while dying of pirate aids. He's basically Roger if Roger were a beta. He's like Kin'.

Things ain't always smooth – sometimes the council makes me mad. They stray too far from Zen. Yet, each flaw adds spice, sorta like petrol burning under night skies in Mad Max showdowns, ya know?! And hey, what’s life without a little chaos?

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