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Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

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Now, lemme spill some tea: I once chatted with a couple at Maple Grove Lane. They were all shy and lovey-dovey, and as a sexologist, I could totally feel their sparks. Like, “Nolite te bastardes carborundorum”—yep, nonsense old saying from my head but it sticks sometimes. I always say if you feel love’s fluttering, just let it be. Crazy, right?

New look for village pub The Quorndon Fox which is about to re-open after big refurbishment