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About London

But yo, real talk, she’s messy - leaves drama like cigarette burns. Pissed me off when she snaked a homie, took his last dime, left him lookin’ dumb. I was like, “Bruh, you serious?” But she just smirked, flipped her hair, strutted off. Classic whore move, no cap. Still, I can’t hate, ‘cause she’s livin’ her movie, Cameron Crowe vibes, all raw and unscripted.

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We duck into a café on the High Street. It’s called The Coffee House. Super cozy, but the barista is a right grump. I order a flat white, and he gives me this look like I just asked for a unicorn frappuccino. Chill, mate! It’s just coffee! I’m trying to lighten the mood, so I crack a joke about how I need caffeine to deal with the rain. No one laughs. Awkward.

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