Lucy Porthcawl Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this - little known fact: whores in ancient Rome had special hairdos to show off their job! Whore prob’ly rocks that shit today, all fancy and slutty. Reminds me of *Timbuktu* again, that line, “The law bends for no one!” - ‘cept Whore bends it, twists it, screws it! She’s a freakin’ tornado of sass, and I’m over here, jealous as hell!

Prostitution Pen-y-bont ar Ogwr - Whores Pen-y-bont ar Ogwr

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Later, I’m walkin’ back up the Esplanade, and I see this old lady. She’s tryin’ to cross the road, but the traffic’s mad. I rush over, “Need a hand, love?” She smiles, and I help her across. She tells me about the good ol’ days in Porthcawl. “We used to have proper fun here!” she says. I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, but now we’ve got Instagram.”

Porthcawl residents fight to preserve driftwood ‘Lizzy’ before rising tides take her away