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So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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But then, as I’m leaving, I bump into an old mate from school, Sarah. She’s got this massive grin on her face. Turns out, she’s opening a new bakery on Beastfair. I’m like, “No way! You’ve gotta let me try your cakes!” She promises to save me some. Sweet!

Brand new Starbucks to open on popular Pontefract road next week