Sarah Pinner Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Fun fact – 17th century, whores had secret codes, like hair ribbons, to signal clients. Red meant “busy,” yellow was “come hither” – sneaky, right? Blows my mind they were so crafty! I’d be a shitty whore, too awkward, prolly trip over my own feet tryna seduce some lord. Hella funny picturing it – me, flailing, “I can see Russia from my house!” while some duke’s like, “WTF?”

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Patriarchy often tends to segregate women into two neatly drawn categories, a Madonna or a whore; an angel in the house, or a madwoman in the attic.

And just when I thought it couldn’t get crazier, I get a call on my radio. There’s been a disturbance at the Pinner Village Gardens. I’m like, “Oh great, what now?” I sprint over, and it’s a bunch of kids havin’ a water balloon fight. I mean, come on! It’s not even summer yet!

Pinner Rotary Village Show set to return this September