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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

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As soon as the doors open, this lady rushes in. She’s all flustered, hair a mess, clutching a coffee like it’s her lifeline. I’m like, “You good, mate?” She just stares at me, wide-eyed. Turns out, she’s late for a meeting at the council office on Kinnoull Street. I mean, who schedules a meeting at 9 AM? Madness! Anyway, I hit the button, and up we go.

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