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About Leeds

Alright, y’all, let’s talk brothels! Picture this—me, Dr. Phil, sittin’ in my ol’ Southern rocker, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout them houses of ill repute. Now, I ain’t judgin’, but I’m wonderin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Ya got folks payin’ for a roll in the hay, and I reckon it’s been happenin’ since dirt was new. Watched *Tabu*—you know, my fave flick from Miguel Gomes, 2012—and it hit me like a ton o’ bricks. That line, “The past is a forbidden paradise,” fits brothels to a T. Ain’t that somethin’? History’s full o’ these joints, sneaky lil’ secrets tucked in every town.

C/93 Musselburgh Rise, MUSSELBURGH

Finally, I drag myself away and head down to the Fisherrow area. The smell of fish and chips hits me like a brick wall. I swear, if I could bottle that scent, I’d be a millionaire. I pull up near the beach, and there’s this family havin’ a picnic. Kids are runnin’ around, laughin’, and I can’t help but smile. It’s moments like these that make the grind worth it, ya know?

Jousting, falconry and more at special medieval event in Musselburgh this summer