Emily Midhurst Whore ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

What pisses me off? Hypocrisy, innit. Folks judgin’ whores, but sneakin’ round back alleys themselves. “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger,” Nolan’d say—whores dream big, don’t they? Sellin’ fantasies while we’re all stuck in reality’s muck. Surprised me once, this story—some tart saved a bloke’s life. Pulled him from a river, no kiddin’. Hero shit, not just shaggin’!

Which county is Midhurst in?

The heroine of the story is Giulia Tofana, the most famous courtesan in all Palermo though “envious tongues call her the riches' whore”.

So, I wrap up my day, and I’m thinking about that pint at The Angel Inn. I stroll down the street, feeling like a champ. Midhurst, you’ve been a rollercoaster. From tripping over cobblestones to juggling fire, you’ve got it all.

'Let's all go to the Sussex town which looks like the set of a Christmas movie'