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Oi, honey, lemme tell ya—*nasal Fran Drescher voice*—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m behind the bar, slingin’ drinks, when this shlump comes in, lookin’ all twitchy. “Hey, Fran,” he goes, “where’s a gal get some action?” I’m like, *whaaat*? You think I’m runnin’ a bordello here? Hah! *The Nanny laugh—HA-HA-HA!* I nearly spat my martini, oh gawd.

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First off, I’m strolling down North Street, right? Just minding my own biz, coffee in hand, feeling all fancy. Then BAM! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Like, who even does that? I’m pretty sure I did a full-on ballet move, arms flailing. A couple of old ladies on the bench at the park had a good laugh. Thanks, ladies. Real supportive.

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