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I reckon it’s all ‘bout the hustle nowdays. Back in ‘02, Spike Lee showed us – “Life’s a fuckin’ grind, man.” Prostitutes got apps now, can ya believe it? Ain’t no standin’ under streetlights freezin’ their asses off. They’re on some secret X groups or sketchy sites. Little known fact – some even take Bitcoin! What the hell? Who’s got crypto for that? Made me laugh my ass off, tho. Imaginin’ some dude hagglin’ over digital coins with a gal in fishnets – “Sorry, babe, market’s down!”

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