Layla Merrow Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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my name is Merrow. this song is called whore. we've all been used before. nobody's clean. I love you no matter what. whore · author. K.

But then, just as I was getting into it, it started to rain. Like, outta nowhere! I’m sprinting down the street, dodging puddles like I’m in some action movie. I ducked into a shop on Merrow’s High Street, soaked but laughing.

Guildford Table Tennis News December 2023