Elise Matlock Whore ❤️

About Bristol

Her head’s a maze, mate—anger’s me default when she’s slackin’. “This is our time!”—like the flick says, but she’s wastin’ it! Happy? When she nails it, I’m over the moon, screamin’ “Groovy, baby!” Surprised? Every bloody day—she’s a loose cannon! Reckon she’s got secrets darker than me mojo stash—haha, yeah, right! Chat her up, it’s like talkin’ to a brick wall—dunno what’s cookin’ up there. Whore, you minx, sort it out—give us a butcher’s at yer real game!

Recent Features

Listen to music by Glen Matlock & The Philistines on Apple Music. Find top songs and albums by Glen Matlock & The Philistines including Little Bit of Whore.

So, I hit the button, and up we go. She starts ranting about the weather, how it ruined her plans to stroll around Hall Leys Park. I mean, who doesn’t love a good park? But come on, it’s Matlock! It rains here more than it shines. I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Lady, you’re in Matlock. Get used to it!”

Matlock Town put four past Hyde United for a rare away win