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So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

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By the end of the day, I’m exhausted but happy. I’ve met some wild characters, survived a fire drill, and learned a bit more about my little town. I’m heading home, thinking about how tomorrow’s gonna be another adventure. Who knows what’ll happen next? But hey, that’s Matlock for ya!

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