Luna Llantwit Major Brothel ❤️

About Bristol

But yo, some shit pissed me off. This greasy dude in the corner—smelled like stale cigars and regret—tryin’ to haggle like it’s a flea market. Bro, it’s a brothel, not a fuckin’ yard sale! “You vant a discount? I’ll carve you up like a pig!”—that’s what I’d say if I ran this joint. Little known fact: back in the day, some brothels had secret rooms for VIPs—politicians, gangsters, the works. Bet this dump had one, hidin’ some sleazy history.

The Society

Rimming · Sex in Different Positions · Prostate Massage · Kissing if good chemistry · 69 Position · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Girlfriend Experience (GFE).

Finally, the alarm stops, and I get back to work. I’m hammering away, and I swear, I’m in the zone. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my mum. She’s like, “You still single?” I’m like, “Mum, I’m busy makin’ stoves!” She just laughs and says, “Well, maybe make a stove for a nice girl?” Ugh, thanks, Mum.

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