Sophie Llantrisant Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so here’s me - Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, divin’ into this nutty gig as a Consumption Psychologist, yeah? Talkin’ bout *whore* - not the judgy streetwalker vibe, nah, but how we all gobble up shit like mindless cosmic pigs. Picture this - me, wheels spinnin’, brain whirrin’ like a bloody black hole, watchin’ folks buyin’ crap they don’t need. Reminds me of *A Prophet* - that gritty flick, Jacques Audiard, 2009, my fave, right? Malik, the lad, stuck in prison, tradin’ smokes, dodgin’ shivs - “You’re alone now, kid” - that’s us, lost in consumption, chasin’ fake stars.

Local History

Llantrisant Town Trust is en elected body whose purpose is to safeguard and manage the rights and lands of the Freemen.

Back inside, the rush is on. I’m makin’ drinks like a madman. The café’s packed, and I’m dodging people like I’m in some sort of coffee-themed obstacle course. I spill a bit of milk on the counter, and this kid laughs at me. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, mate!” But honestly, it’s kinda funny. I’m just a hot mess, and I own it.

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