Sienna Linlithgow Whore ❤️❤️

About London

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a carpenter now, yeah? Hammerin’ nails, sawin’ wood, all that jazz. But let’s talk about somethin’ juicier—whore. Not just any whore, mind ya, but the vibe, the idea, the bloody mess of it all. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my martini, thinkin’ about “Talk to Her”—that flick’s my fave, Pedro Almodóvar, 2002, pure genius. Got that line stuck in me head: “There’s nothing more alive than a wound.” Whore’s like that, innit? A wound that keeps bleedin’, keeps livin’.

Controversial West Lothian pub has new sign vandalised after recent name change

Back at the office, things got crazier. Stocks were bouncing back up! I was like, “Yes! Finally!” I was high-fiving my colleagues, feeling like a champ. But then, just as quickly, they dropped again. I swear, it’s like the universe is playing a sick joke on me.

Edinburgh take rugby on the road to Linlithgow RFC