Ellie Linlithgow Prostitute ❤️

About Glasgow

Oh, I get to ramblin’—brain’s a squirrel on coffee! Point is, she’s human, y’all. Battered, maybe, but bold. I’d hug her if I could, tell her she’s enough. Prostitutes ain’t just punchlines—they’re survivors, darlin’. Like me, but with less glitter and worse tippers! Now, excuse me, I’m off to sing somethin’ twangy. Love y’all—stay sweet!

Two to tango but this wasn’t Strictly the situation here …

Linlithgow, once the county town of Linlithgowshire, is now the ‘Jewel in the Crown’ of West Lothian. Its medieval palace was once the home of the Stuart monarchs of Scotland and the Missing: prostitute.

Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, like, torrential rain! I was soaked in seconds. I ran for cover, but not before I slipped on some wet cobblestones. Classic! I landed right in front of a group of tourists. They laughed. I laughed too, but inside, I was like, “Great, just great.”

West Lothian Council confirm case of avian flu at Linlithgow Loch