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So, picture this—I’m drivin’ down some sketchy backroad, lookin’ for a story. Not sayin’ I was huntin’ a prostitute myself, nah, but I seen ‘em. Neon lights flickerin’, girls in heels higher than a Texas oil rig. One time, I swear, this gal waved at me—thought I was a john! Made me madder’n a wet hen. I ain’t that guy! But then I laughed—life’s funny, y’all. How’s that workin’ for ya, struttin’ your stuff for a quick buck?

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Anyway, I’m feeling all nostalgic when my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, asking if I wanna hit up the pub later. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” But then I remember I promised my mum I’d help her with her garden. Ugh, adulting sucks.

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