Jade Larne Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

So yeah, whore’s a mess – sexy, sad, badass, all mashed up! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it, too busy eatin’ cakes. Me? I’d tip my hat, if I had one. “I’m finished!” – like Plainview screamin’, but whores? They keep goin’, don’t they? Tough as my precious, they are! Gollum likes that, yesss, tricksy and true!

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Here are some things that have disappeared from Larne and are very much missed. 1. Things Missed. When asked what they missed most about the town in years gone by, Dunnes Stores .

First stop, the office on Main Street. It’s a cute little spot, but honestly, it’s like a sauna in there. I’m sweating like a sinner in church. I grab my coffee from the wee café down the road—shoutout to the Barista on the Corner. Best flat whites in town, no cap. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? Just what I needed—coffee stains to match my mood.

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