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So, I’m cruisin’, tires screechin’, lookin’ for a spot where the ladies hang. Little known fact—back in the day, sailors called ‘em “sirens of the port,” luring dudes with a wink! I’m like, “Fancy a quick ride, lass?”—all pirate-y, SpongeBob style! Saw this gal, fishnet stockings, leanin’ on a lamppost—holy krabby patties, she was a sight! Made me happy, like fixin’ a busted engine on the first try. But then—BOOM—some jerk cuts me off, nearly sideswipes me! Got me ragin’, yellin’, “You can’t bomb me out!”—straight outta the movie, felt so badass.

Then, I head over to the River Ouse. Man, the view is stunning! The sun’s settin’, and the water’s all sparkly. I’m takin’ a breather, just chillin’. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, kickin’ a football. And guess what? He nails me right in the shin! I’m like, “Oi! Watch where you’re kickin’ that thing!” But he just laughs and runs off. Kids these days, right?

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