Megan Keyworth Whore ❤️

About London

Heard ‘bout this whore, saved her kid’s life.

Gwyneth Keyworth

Seems views are split on the new Beta Band album, Heroes To Zeroes. “It's not The Three E.P's!”, they wail. Others proclaim it as a return.

First off, I had to head to the Keyworth Library on Nottingham Road for a research meeting. I’m a Research Associate, but honestly, sometimes I feel more like a glorified coffee fetcher. Anyway, I’m walking down the High Street, and I see this old bloke trying to cross the road. He’s like, “Come on, mate!” waving his cane like it’s a magic wand. I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re not gonna turn into a frog if you don’t hurry.” But I helped him across, cause, ya know, karma and all that.

Sarah Keyworth on grief and doing comedy ‘when you’re not feeling particularly funny’