Leah Kew Whore ❤️

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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

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By the end of the day, I’m knackered. I sit down on the steps of Kew Gardens, watchin’ the sunset. It’s beautiful, ya know? The sky’s all pink and orange, and I can’t help but smile. Despite the chaos, it’s moments like this that make it all worth it.

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