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Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, neither! You gotta dodge the cops, the creeps, and them fake ads—lordy, it’s trickier’n a two-step with no rhythm! I heard ‘bout this one fella in Memphis who got catfished by a gal who turned out to be a dude named Earl—talk ‘bout a plot twist! I’d be laughin’ my beehive off if it weren’t so dang pitiful. “Tell me the truth!” I’d yell, like in the movie, but truth’s slipperier’n a greased pig ‘round these parts.

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Then, I hear this commotion. Turns out, some bloke’s tryin’ to park his car on Kew Road, and he’s totally clueless. He’s goin’ back and forth, and I’m standin’ there, laughin’ my head off. “Mate, it’s not a game of Tetris!” I shout. He looks at me like I’m the mad one.

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