Penelope Kettering Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Little known fact—did ya know prostitutes in old France, like way back, sometimes hid in haystacks? Farmers’d be like, “Who’s rustlin my crops?!” and bam, there’s Jeanne or whoever, chargin a nickel. True story—well, prolly. Makes me happy thinkin bout it, history’s wild! But then I get mad—why’s it gotta be so sketchy now? Shady alleys, creepy dudes—ugh, hate that vibe.

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But then, I see the kid’s face. He’s all wide-eyed and apologetic. I can’t stay mad. I mean, it’s just ice cream, right? So, I laugh it off. “Hey, at least it’s not broccoli!” I say. The kid cracks up, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m a walking dessert.”

Kettering's FIFTH Costa Coffee and THIRD drive thru being fitted out ready for thirsty customers