Audrey Iver Heath Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Me and Jay once saw this chick at a club—total whore vibes, spillin’ drinks, laughin’ loud, and I was like, “YAAAS, live your truth!” Made me happy as hell. She didn’t care, just danced—prolly didn’t even know she was channelin’ history. There’s this old story, some pirate lady, Anne Bonny, called a whore ‘cause she fought dirty—slashed a dude’s throat! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d stan her. Slay!

Hand-painted green abstract

So, I’m walkin’ down The Green, tryin’ to shake off the coffee disaster. I see this cute dog, right? A little spaniel, waggin’ its tail like it’s got a secret. I’m like, “Aww, mate, you’re livin’ the dream.” But then, the owner yanks the leash, and the dog goes all crazy. Almost knocked me over! I’m laughin’ and dodgin’ like I’m in some kinda action movie.

A Bollywood film set in Berkshire