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About Leeds

So yeah, mate, findin’ a prossie’s a right caper—bit of a giggle, bit of a fright. Like *Zodiac*, “There’s more than one way to lose your life,” innit? She’s livin’ it, baby—wild, free, and a smidge bonkers. Shagadelic, that’s what I call it! What d’ya reckon—fancy a butcher’s at that scene yourself? Yeah, baby, yeah!

Local Dating

In our very little own way, we have been circumnavigators in a microcosm. To read the rest of this blog, and to see more pictures from our.

First thing, I hit up the local café, The Woodlands. Best coffee on the island, no cap. I ordered a latte, and the barista, bless her, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you mess up a latte? It was like drinking hot milk with a sprinkle of disappointment. I was like, “C’mon, I need caffeine, not a milk bath!”

On the hunt for the mystery hum that is keeping Lewis awake