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So, whores—man, they’re like the cockroaches of society, ain’t they? Been around forever, prolly since some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. I read once—get this—way back in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores, sacred ones! Like, “Oh, I’m bangin’ for the gods!” Wild, right? Makes me laugh my ass off—imagine WALL-E rollin’ up, all “Evaaa?” to some holy hooker. Bet she’d charge him a battery pack!

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First off, I head to the local café, The Coffee House on High Street. I’m craving a latte, ya know? But guess what? They’re outta oat milk! Like, how do you run outta oat milk in 2023? I mean, c’mon! So, I settle for a regular one. Not the same vibe, but whatever. I’m trying to stay positive, right?

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