Hannah Hazel Grove Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Here I am, mates, David Attenborough,

Hazel Grove on a map

Nestled sweetly between Macclesfield and the fake-tanned trollop and toss-pot infested 'Pound Empire' haven known as Stockport lies Hazel Grove, Britain's best-kept example of dire, new .

Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up. He’s like, “Can I have a free sample?” I’m like, “Sure, mate! But only if you promise to fly!” He laughs, and I’m thinking, “This kid gets it.” But then, his mum shows up, and she’s not having it. She’s all, “Don’t take stuff from strangers!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a creep! I’m just a promoter!”

Sainsbury's makes 'difficult decision' to close its Cheadle and Hazel Grove cafés