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What ticks me off? The hypocrisy—folks judgin’ her while swipin’ Tinder for the same damn thing. Drives me nuts! “Look at me, I’m on a roll!”—yeah, rollin’ my eyes so hard they might pop out. Surprised me, tho, how chill she was. Thought she’d be all sketchy, but nope—straight-up real. Told me she once ditched a john ‘cause he sang “Tiny Dancer” off-key. Hilarious! I’m dyin’ over here.

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So, I’m munching away, and I see this group of kids playing footy in the park. They’re kicking the ball around, having a blast. I remember when I used to play in Haydock Park. Good times, man. But then, one of ‘em kicks the ball too hard, and it lands right in my chips! I’m like, “Seriously?!” But they just laughed and ran over to apologize. Kids are wild, but they’re good eggs.

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