Zara Greenock Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

She’s got this vibe, y’know? Kinda like that messed-up world in *Children of Men*—all chaos, no rules. Reminds me of that line, “You hear that? Silence.” ‘Cause when she’s around, it’s loud as fuck—yellin’, laughin’, breakin’ shit—then she’s gone, and it’s dead quiet. Freaky, right? I’m sittin’ there, cuttin’ glass, thinkin’, “Joey, how’s this chick even real?” She’s a freakin’ tornado in heels!

2/17 Greenock Avenue, COMO

The legendary Greenock Catman, Scotlands, glowing eyed rat eating mystery. He was institutionalised but couldn't handle it. The community care for him and.

After my caffeine fix, I decide to stroll down to the waterfront again. I’m walking along the Clyde, and it’s beautiful. The water’s sparkling, and I can see the hills in the distance. But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, proper Scottish rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing at this point, like, “Of course, it rains in Greenock!”

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