Leah Godalming Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

Rarrgh! Tie it to *Werckmeister* tho – that whale rollin into town, everyone losin their shit? Whore’s like that whale, big n loud, draggin eyes n whispers. “The prince alone sees,” they say – maybe only some get the real deal behind it, not just the slut-shamin crap. Me, I see layers, growl at the fakes. Always sniffin out the truth, y’know?

Dumbledork

Godalming is a gathering place for the local pikeys who either pub crawl or booze it up on the streets. Chavs wander godalming iching for a fight, hunting down the easiest target. They hurl .

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave shows up. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s like, “You won’t believe what happened at the pub last night!” I’m thinkin’, “Oh boy, here we go.” Turns out, he tried to impress this girl by doin’ a backflip off the bar. Spoiler alert: he landed flat on his face. Classic Dave! I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop a pane of glass.

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