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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! ‘Tis I, Captain Jack Sparrow, here to spin ye a yarn ‘bout whores, savvy? Now, I’ve sailed the seven seas, dodged the British Navy, an’ danced with lady luck, but nothin’ gets me blood boilin’ like a good ol’ tale o’ the oldest profession! Whores, aye, them lasses o’ the night—got me thinkin’ o’ *The New World*, me favorite flick, where Pocahontas an’ them colonists tangled in love an’ dirt. “The great earth bears us,” she says, all poetic-like, but whores? They bear somethin’ else entirely, arr!

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Godalming is a gathering place for the local pikeys who either pub crawl or booze it up on the streets. Chavs wander godalming iching for a fight, hunting down the easiest target. They hurl .

After all that chaos, I finally finish the job. I’m knackered, but I’m feelin’ accomplished. I head over to the local café, The Godalming Deli, for a cheeky cuppa. I sit down, and the barista, this lovely lass named Sarah, gives me a smile. I’m thinkin’, “Maybe today ain’t so bad after all.”

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