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D’oh! So, this chick, right - total whore. I’m talkin’ Melancholia vibes, man, like Kirsten Dunst mopin’ around waitin’ for the world to smash her. “This is the end,” she’d say, all dramatic, sprawled out on some dude’s couch, prolly after her fifth “date” of the night. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a job, lady!” But nah, she’s too busy sellin’ herself cheap, like a donut nobody wants at the end of the day.

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But then, just as I’m about to sip my tea, I spill it all over myself! I’m like, “Great, just great!” Now I’m sittin’ there, lookin’ like a right mess. Sarah’s laughin’, and I can’t help but join in. It’s one of those moments where you just gotta laugh at yourself, ya know?

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