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So, I’m headin’ home, still chucklin’ about the day. I pass by the River Wey, and it’s all peaceful and serene. I think about how Godalming’s got this charm, ya know? The old buildings, the cobbled streets, it’s like a postcard. But today? Today was a rollercoaster!

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