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So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

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Nov 16,  · Garstang, a delightful market town equidistant between Preston and Lancaster, is used to putting itself on the map. It received its Market Charter in and later, Charles II .

But then, just as I was feeling all warm and fuzzy, I got a text. My boss wanted me to come in for an “urgent meeting.” Urgent? On a Saturday? I was fuming. I mean, come on! I just wanted to enjoy my day. But I couldn’t say no. So, I headed back to my car, grumbling the whole way.

Garstang Scout and Guide HQ gets much needed makeover