Willow Friern Barnet Whore ❤️❤️

About London

She’s got this scar, Clarice, riiiight here—chin jagged. Says it’s from a john, glass bottle, 2019. Adds character, I say, she just smirks. “Memory is a strange thing,” like Ida’s auntie says—Lottie’s full of em, dark ones. Thnk she keeps em like trophies. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but she’s larger than life, swear it. Smokes like a chimney, cheap cigs, stinks up everything. Hella funny tho—called me “fancy pants” once, nearly died laughin.

Constituency profile

Labour run Barnet council comes in as the 6th worst run council in the country (altough they are rejecting this of course).

First stop, I hit up the local market on Friern Barnet Road. I’m lookin’ for some supplies. I’m talkin’ charcoal bags, wood, the whole shebang. But guess what? The market’s packed! Like, who knew people cared about fresh produce on a Tuesday? I’m tryin’ to squeeze through the crowd, and this old lady with a trolley nearly runs me over. I’m like, “Oi, watch it, grandma!” She just glares at me. Like, chill, lady!

Bishop visits Friern Barnet church in tribute to long-serving teacher