Audrey Forfar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish freak, me. But let’s talk *whore* – whoops, meant “wahoo”, that slick ocean beast! Zen pause… Wahoo’s this badass fish, long, fast, cuts water like a freakin’ knife. Kinda reminds me of Amélie, y’know? That movie – *Amélie*, 2001, Jean-Pierre Jeunet – my fave. She’s all quirky, dartin’ through Paris, helpin’ folks, like wahoo zippin’ through waves. “People don’t notice the little things…” Amélie’d say that, and damn, she’s right! Wahoo’s got these subtle stripes, silver flash – most idiots miss it.

Threatened 12-year-old

forfar · fortescure · four-star · fraischeur · french square · friseur · froideur Adjectives for whore: mongers · sir · sexism · one · dichotomy · rule.

We get back to work, and I’m mixing this new compound. It’s supposed to be groundbreaking, right? But then, I spill it. All over the table. I’m freaking out! This stuff is expensive! I’m scrubbing it off like a madman, and Dave’s just standing there, laughing. I could’ve thrown him out the window!

Firefighters called to tackle blaze in Forfar park