Fatima Fordingbridge Whore ❤️❤️

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So, what’s her deal? Curious ol’ me wonders—slow now—did she just roll outta some dive bar? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared—prolly red, cheap stuff. She’s yellin’ at some dude, “You can’t bomb the shit outta me!”—straight from the movie, right? Love that line! Makes me laugh, ‘cause whore’s got no filter—none! Heard she once threw a shoe—high heel, bam!—at a bouncer, missed by a mile. Little known fact: she’s banned from three joints downtown. Three! Who does that?

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Rusty McAndrew. Jennifer Hess, slut. 2 mos. Rusty McAndrew. Jennifer Hess, whore. 2 mos. Nate Wiggin. Rusty McAndrew I thought.

Then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, I get a call from a guy who’s convinced he saw a UFO over the river. I’m like, “Really, mate? A UFO in Fordingbridge?” But he’s dead serious. “It was bright and shiny!” I’m rolling my eyes, but I play along. “Sure, buddy. Maybe it was just a drone.”

“I am very fortunate the cow didn’t jump a second time”