Elizabeth Fetcham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

Where is Fetcham?

Whore United, Masturbate, Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

But then, I see this kid throwin’ bread to the ducks. And I’m like, “Dude, those ducks are gonna be fat!” But then I realize, I’m just jealous. I want some bread too! So I go to the shop on The Street, grab a loaf, and join in. I’m tossin’ bread like I’m some kinda duck whisperer.

Is mystery Fetcham film crew shooting new Helen Mirren and Ian McKellen drama?