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What gets me goat, though? The hypocrisy! MPs bangin’ on bout morals, then sneakin’ off to Mayfair flats for a shag. Makes me wanna yell, “Sort yourselves out, you plonkers!” But happy bit? Some of ‘em are proper characters - heard one tellin’ jokes mid-negotiation, had the punter in stitches. “I’m not myself today,” she says, winkin’ - straight out of *Synecdoche*! Reckon she’d fit right in Kaufman’s mad world.

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About this property. Available end of may. Unfurnished. One bedroom annexe. Modern fitted kitchen and bathroom. Private enclosed patio.

Then, I bump into Mrs. Thompson, the nosiest neighbor in Fetcham. She’s like, “Did you hear about the new café on Leatherhead Road?” I’m like, “No, but I’m intrigued!” She goes on about how they have the best scones. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need, more carbs!” But I can’t resist.

Rev Paul Boughton, vicar of Goring and Streatley benefice