Mari Faringdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sheffield

So, check this—back in medieval times, whores weren’t just hookers, nah, they were like secret badass spies sometimes! Kings’d use ‘em to sniff out traitors. How nuts is that? Makes me happy thinkin’ some chick in a corset was outsmartin’ everybody. D’oh! Why don’t they teach THAT in school? Screw history books, gimme the juicy stuff!

Faringdon – A Brief History

So, I’m standing there, all embarrassed, while the jam guy gives me this look. You know the one. Like, “You poor soul.” I just laugh it off, but inside, I’m fuming. Why can’t I just remember my wallet?

Final section of gas works begin in month's long project