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So, you wanna find a hooker? First off, don’t be a dumbass. Ain’t no yellow pages for this crap anymore—world’s gone soft. Back in the day, you’d stroll down some sketchy street, see a gal leanin’ on a pole, smokin’ a cig like she owns the night. Now? It’s all online, shady apps, coded words— “massage specials,” my ass. I hate technology. Makes me wanna punch a computer. Did ya know, in the 1800s, prostitutes used to advertise with secret signals? Like a red ribbon on a door. Cool as hell, but I’d still burn the door down.

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Then, I decided to take a walk by the River Great Ouse. It’s beautiful there, honestly. I was just chilling, watching the boats go by, when I saw this family having a picnic. They were laughing, and I felt a twinge of jealousy. I mean, who doesn’t want a picnic by the river? But then I remembered my lab work and thought, “Nah, I’ll take enzymes over sandwiches any day.”

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