Lina Eltham Whore ❤️

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Whores, right? Oldest gig goin’. Back in Victorian days, they’d stash cash in their stockings—little known fact, blew my bloody mind. Imagine that, eh? Stockings stuffed with quid while I’m sippin’ martinis. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever they were, outsmartin’ the suits. But—pisses me off too—some blokes still spit on ‘em, like they’re dirt. Mate, she’s got more balls than half the tossers in MI6.

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Finally, I get to the station, and guess what? Train delays. Classic. I’m standing there, watching the clock tick away, and I’m just over it. I mean, how hard is it to run on time? I could’ve walked home faster!

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