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But then, right, I get her standin’, give her some grub – oats, not the cheap shit – and she perks up a bit. Eyes all soft, like she’s sayin’, “Thanks, you sarcastic git.” Reminds me of that line, “Love is a kind of madness” – cos I’m mad for this nag now, ain’t I? Spent hours fixin’ her up, hooves all cracked, coat like a moth-eaten rug. Did ya know horses can sleep standin’ up? Whore don’t, though – flops down like a drunk tart at 3 a.m., *cackles*, proper drama queen!

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After that chaos, I decide to hit up the park. Eltham Park, to be exact. It’s got this lovely lake, and I’m thinking, “This is it. This is my zen moment.” But no! There’s a bunch of kids screaming and running around. I’m like, “Can’t a person catch a break?” I sit on a bench, trying to meditate or whatever, but all I can hear is “MUM! LOOK AT ME!”

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