Taylor Ellon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Now, don’t get me wrong – it ain’t all roses. Some punters are dodgy as hell, real creeps. Heard bout this one geezer who tried stiffin’ a girl, not payin’ up – she nicked his wallet and bolted. Fair play, I say! Survival’s the name of the game. Surprised me how clever they gotta be, always one step ahead, like foxes dodgin’ hounds. Makes ya think – society’s all “ooh, how shocking,” but these lot are out here outsmartin’ half the suits in London.

¿Qué es el Madonna-whore complex?

First off, I grabbed my cuppa from that wee café on Station Road. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best scones in town. I swear, I could live off those scones. Anyway, I’m sittin’ there, mindin’ my own business, when I hear this commotion outside. Turns out, some bloke’s tryin’ to chase a rat down the street! Like, mate, you’re not gonna catch it with your bare hands!

Man in court over £200,000 cannabis plants discovery in Ellon