Lucy Eccles Whore ❤️

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But damn, she laughs, flips ‘em the bird,

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Universal Aliens currently engages in Salvage Ethnographic Research -- the study of cultures on the brink of extinction. Lydia Eccles lives between Vermont and Boston; fieldnotes, .

Then, I decided to take a stroll down the canal. The views are stunning, especially around the Bridgewater Canal. I’m walking, minding my own business, when I see a bunch of kids playing footy. They’re having a blast, and I’m just standing there, reminiscing about my own childhood. I used to play on the streets of Eccles, like on Liverpool Road. Good times, man. But then, one of the kids kicks the ball too hard, and it lands right in the canal! I’m like, “Oh no, not again!” 😂

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