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Like, 80% of dudes get no matches—facts! Studies say it, I seen it. Homie matched once, chick ghosted mid-date. “I’m goin to the bathroom,” she said. Never came back—straight savage. I laughed, then cried inside. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yo. You win some, you lose most.

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Sensational Outrage at Downpatrick. WELL KNOWN CLERGYMAN SHOT. It now transpires that the daring Sinn Fein outrage in Belfast on. Wednesday night, when the.

So, I’m strollin’ down the street, and I hit up Market Street. It’s like the heart of the town, ya know? All the shops, the buzz, the people. I’m feelin’ good, ready to take on the world. But then, bam! I see this old dude, right? He’s tryin’ to cross the road, and he’s movin’ slower than a snail on a lazy day. I’m like, “C’mon, mate! We ain’t got all day!” But then I realize, hey, I’m a warrior, not a jerk. So, I help him out. He thanks me, and I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside.

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