Ashley Downpatrick Whore ❤️

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Whores in bizness, they’re risky, man. Happy as hell when I bust ‘em, tho – makes me feel like a goddamn hero. But it pisses me off when they get away with it, slippin’ through the cracks like nothin’ happened. One time, I tracked this chick, total pro, she was blackmailin’ her boss with pics – wild stuff! Had me thinkin’, “Hashem hasn’t given me shit!” – why’s she winning and I’m stuck here analyzin’ spreadsheets? Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but it felt that dramatic, swear to God.

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Patrick Hampton, of Slievegrane Road, assaulted Brenda Murphy when she arrived at their mother's house at am on August 24 to cut flowers for a wedding.

But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and it’s a bloody car crash right on the corner of Irish Street! Like, seriously? Who’s driving like a maniac in Downpatrick? I rush over, heart racin’. Turns out, it’s just a fender bender, but still, my adrenaline’s pumpin’. I’m ready to throw down if needed, but the drivers are just yellin’ at each other. Classic, right?

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